{"title":"Books by Harry Hilton","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"hilariously-lame-jokes","title":"Hilariously Lame Jokes!","description":"\u003cp\u003eUncover the most forehead-slapping, lame jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks ever written in this big book of jokes for kids that will have the whole family laughing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom classic knock-knock jokes to creative one-liners, this book of offers 500 of the best, most groan-inducing, and simultaneously side-splitting jokes around.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat happened to the illegally parked frog? \u003cbr\u003e He got toad away.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?\u003cbr\u003e Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat did one plate say to the other plate?\u003cbr\u003e Lunch is on me!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat did the computer do at lunchtime?\u003cbr\u003e Had a byte.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy did the duck get sent off the basketball court?\u003cbr\u003e For fowl play.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDid you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?\u003cbr\u003e Now he’s a hardened criminal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat did the manicurist call her son?\u003cbr\u003e Hans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?\u003cbr\u003e Nacho cheese!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy did the picture go to prison?\u003cbr\u003e Because it was framed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ulysses Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":51836611920145,"sku":"9781612438276","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/6890\/3185\/files\/cover_6ce3af2f-420d-41ce-aa7c-4f150b7b4486.jpeg?v=1777063441"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.stablebookgroup.com\/collections\/books-by-harry-hilton.oembed","provider":"Stable Book Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}