Discover the incredible, disturbing world of diseases and parasites in this faux children's book for adults. A bathroom reader to die for.

Your time on the toilet will never be the same when the colorful facts and stomachchurning trivia in this illustrated bathroom reader begin to scare the crap right out of you, including:

• The uniquely powerful diarrhea of Minnesota
• How a common STD can turn you into a disfigured walking tree
• The brain-eating amoeba that could be swimming in your pool
• How much mucus your body produces
• An untreatable disease that creates real-life zombies (with sex addictions)
• How a sexy fad nearly eradicated an entire species of lice

CATERPILLARS ARE SO 1969: This fun parody of The Very Hungry Caterpillar is sure to catch the attention of any parent.

FULL COLOR AND FACT FILLED: The full-color, illustrated package is a proven winner for faux children's books.

GIFTABLE PACKAGE: The small trim and full color package makes this a perfect gift for any parent looking for a laugh.