Discover the incredible, disturbing world of diseases and parasites in this faux children's book for adults. A bathroom reader to die for.

Your time on the toilet will never be the same when the colorful facts and stomachchurning trivia in this illustrated bathroom reader begin to scare the crap right out of you, including:

• The uniquely powerful diarrhea of Minnesota
• How a common STD can turn you into a disfigured walking tree
• The brain-eating amoeba that could be swimming in your pool
• How much mucus your body produces
• An untreatable disease that creates real-life zombies (with sex addictions)
• How a sexy fad nearly eradicated an entire species of lice

Discover the incredible, disturbing world of diseases and parasites in this faux children's book for adults. A bathroom reader to die for. 

Your time on the toilet will never be the same when the colorful facts and stomachchurning trivia in this illustrated bathroom reader begin to scare the crap right out of you, including:

• The uniquely powerful diarrhea of Minnesota
• How a common STD can turn you into a disfigured walking tree
• The brain-eating amoeba that could be swimming in your pool
• How much mucus your body produces
• An untreatable disease that creates real-life zombies (with sex addictions)
• How a sexy fad nearly eradicated an entire species of lice

Aja Mulford (pronounced Asia) is an illustrator, art director, and illustration teacher.  Aja earned her MFA in Illustration from the University of Hartford, and has a background in teaching at the college level, graphic design, and art directing. Originally from, Kealakekua, Hawaii, Aja now lives and works with her husband, artist and designer Ryan Mulford, in Northern California.

Josh Miller is a blogger, film critic, screenwriter, and author of A Zombie's History of the United States and The World Reduced to Inforgraphics.